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A Rebel Without A Clue (Net Worth).

Shared on: May 6, 2013

There is no right or wrong— there is only fun or boring. HACK THE PLANET.

Blind To The People In My Life (Mother & Child).

Shared on: April 22, 2013

Somewhere, there is another world where Sliders is not a tonedeaf "boy's club." This, however, is not that world.

Without A Trace Of Male Envy (Lipschitz Live).

Shared on: April 8, 2013

Again, casual sexism.

I Feel Like I’m Out of Gas (The Dying Fields).

Shared on: March 25, 2013

The show, seemingly accidentally, stumbled upon its thesis, four years too late.

Burying Your Head In The Sand (California Reich).

Shared on: March 11, 2013

Three-quarters drivel, one-quarter terror.

Tell Me Your War Story (Asylum).

Shared on: February 24, 2013

Rembrandt grows up.

All My Friends, Nothing But Blood & Meat (Slidecage).

Shared on: February 10, 2013

Despite all their rage, they're still just rats in an interdimensional cage.

Phat, Fresh, & Dope (The Alternateville Horror).

Shared on: January 28, 2013

Memory Cheats, they say. Well, I never said that. Someone did. Oh God, was that a Ghost? It was? Tight.

I Need A Drink (Just Say Yes).

Shared on: January 14, 2013

Or, the one with all the drugs and casual sexism.

Five In The Hand, White Soul Man (O Brother, Where Art Thou?).

Shared on: December 31, 2012

Hey everyone, it's time to meet our new Slider, Colin! Too bad he is the reason they invented the phrase "not the sharpest tool in the shed." Also, Canada!

Floating On The Same Piece Of Driftwood (World Killer).

Shared on: December 10, 2012

All along, something was missing. And, as it turns out, it was this.

Reality Hasn’t Done Much For Me Lately (Virtual Slide).

Shared on: December 1, 2012

It's Maggie's hour, in this televisual prequel to Inception. It's better than you think. It's probably also better than Inception. I didn't really like Inception. But I really liked this episode!

We Could At Least Be Civil (Common Ground).

Shared on: November 25, 2012

The humanization of the Kromaggs? Or the de-humanization of Rembrandt?

I Believe In Myself (Prophets & Loss).

Shared on: November 9, 2012

Hey, that show I used to watch called "Sliders" is back! I think I'll watch it— I hear it's pretty smart!

No Matter How Fantastic (Genesis).

Shared on: November 1, 2012

You can't go home again— especially when there are a bunch of Pig-Ape dudes taking joy rides in Hummers all over the place!

A Spontaneous Mass Increase (Heat of the Moment).

Shared on: October 28, 2012

Sorry, y'all. But I just don't think Tracy's Last Stand was going to be very effective...

Get Them Home (This Slide of Paradise).

Shared on: October 18, 2012

A monstrous diatribe against the worst atrocity the show has yet committed. I have to say goodbye to Wade— here? Now? I'm not the only one who wants to jump howling off a cliff. All my friends are dead.

Billions Of Fish Can’t Be Wrong (Dinoslide).

Shared on: October 13, 2012

Why is that Dinosaurs bring out the best in this show?

Can’t Get There From Here (Slither).

Shared on: October 6, 2012

The final victory of the 18-34 demographic. Who, as it turns out, are all parseltongues.

Paintballs Filled With Holy Water (Stoker).

Shared on: September 27, 2012

There's this vampire rock band— they used to be like, doowop or whatever, but now they're like, shitty alt-goth— and they're putting voodoo spells on chicks and eating them. And one guy from That 70s Show works for them, but I don't think he's a Vampire... I don't know, he might be.

All I Seem To See Is Death (The Breeder).

Shared on: September 14, 2012

This isn't my show. I don't want to watch this.

Death Is Waiting On You (The Other Slide of Darkness).

Shared on: September 7, 2012

The darkest hour yet. Face to face with a Mirror Demon— the dark ghoul of the Multiverse. Special appearance by Haints & The Fogguns.

All I See Is Weakness (Sole Survivors).

Shared on: August 29, 2012

In which I reveal the secret fact that this is actually one of the best and most radical episodes in the show's run. A televisual essay about strength and weakness, and their place in the Multiverse. Also, Zombies.

The Greatest Adventurer Of All Time (The Exodus, pt. II).

Shared on: August 24, 2012

They were so close. There we were, at the bottom of the pit. And lo, we were handed a shovel.

Logical To The Point Of Myopia (The Exodus, pt. I).

Shared on: August 16, 2012

Sliders is a show that keeps up a façade of optimism. It falls apart as you watch.