Sliders Vocal Performances

Sliders has always had music as an integral part of its mythology. In addition addition to Cleavant Derricks’ musical performances as Rembrandt “Cryin’ Man” Brown, stars and guest stars alike have let loose vocally. You’ll find many of those performances below.

The Comrade Rap

Written by: Tracy Tormé

Appeared in Sliders

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Comrade, comrade, get on down
Get that grain right into town
Serve the state and feed your people
‘Cause the in-div-id-u-al is evil.

Comrades, comrades, get on down
Get that grain right into town
I gotta serve the state and feed the people
‘Cause the in-div-id-u-al is evil.

Comrade, comrade, get on down
Get that grain right into town
Serve your state and feed your people
‘Cause the in-di-vid-u-al is evil.

Library Rap

Written by: Tracy Tormé

Appeared in Eggheads

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Yo homes, what up?
What up with you?
What we gonna say?
What we gonna do?
Where we gonna go?
What we gonna see?

We’re goin’ to
The Library.

I’m moving down the aisle with my homeys in tow
We’re groovin’ in the home of the librarian (yo!)
She checks us out from behind thick glasses
We walk right past and we wiggle our asses.

Hemingway, Lawrence, Chekhov and Miller
Fitzgerald was a freak, Mailer is a killer

Quiet please!
Quiet please!

The silence is golden
To books I am beholden
I know I’m bad,
‘Cuz of the knowledge that I’m holdin’!

And I give you one warnin’
There will be no repeats:
Get out of my face
While I’m readin’ my Keats.

Slap Me, Love Me

Written by: Tracy Tormé

Appeared in The King is Back

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Slap me, love me, grab me
bump me, bump me, bump me
It takes your love
to really, really stump me.

Whoo!

Whip me, kick me, lick me
lick me, lick me, lick me.
A girl like you,
could really, really trick me.

Whoo!

Baby, baby please,
down on my knees.
You the girl I adore,
let me have some more.
Slap me, love me.

Whoo!
Oh yes.

Prayin’ to Jesus

Written by: Tracy Tormé

Appeared in Greatfellas

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I’m prayin’ to Jesus
I’m down on my knees,
I’m hoping he eases
the pain that He sees.

Me and my buddy
Jack Daniels are bondin’
I’m numbing the hurt
but my brain ain’t respondin’.

The beer truck kept rolling
around past my house.
Funny how that truck
made me think about my spouse.

She took everything
including my dog,
now I’m brokenhearted
and sad as a hog.

(scat)
Shoodle-dodle-dodle-dodle-dee
Shoo-do-doo-dee-doo-doo-dee
(fast scat)
Shoo-doo-doo-dee-doo-doo-dee
Doh-dah-rah-bah-doh.

Tears in My ‘Fro

Written by: Tracy Tormé

Butchered by: Jerry O’Connell

Appeared in State of the Art

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Oddly, the televised version doesn’t match with the audio sung by Jerry O’Connell on the Season 3 Gag Reel!

Camptown Races

Appeared in Way Out West

Written by: Stephen Foster

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De Campptown ladies sing this song
Doo-da, Doo-da
De Camptown racetrack’s two miles long
Oh, de doo-da day

G’wine to run all night
G’wine to run all day
I bet my money on a bob-tailed nag
Somebody bet on the gray

I went down South with my hat caved in,
Doo-da, doo-da
I came back North with a pocket full of tin
Oh, de doo-da day

G’wine to run all night
G’wine to run all day
I bet my money on a bob-tailed nag
Somebody bet on the gray

Tight Pants

Written by: Kari Wuhrer

Appeared in Way Out West

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I wanna see you sweat
I wanna see you grind
I wanna make you mine
I’m losin’ my mind!

Walk across the floor
In those tight pants
Will you bust a seam
When you do that dance?

Baby
Tight pants!
Makin’ me steamy
Tight pants!
I know that you want me baby
Tight pants!
I can see romance
Tight pants!
I love those tight pants
Mmmmm

Put ‘em in the wash
Put ‘em in the dryer
Shrinking them tighter
I can sing higher!

Tight pants!
Everybody sing it!
Tight pants!
I know that you want me baby
Tight pants…