Fat World
Dimensional Coordinates: 859.490.442.496
Divergence Date: Unknown.
Think you've tasted it all? Hit Fat World, where culinary treats are so delicious that practically everyone's overweight!
Parallel History
It’s really not hard to imagine a world where the concept of beauty isn’t some skinny model with over-inflated fake boobs, bleached hair and super-tan skin. In fact, until the middle of the 20th century on Earth Prime pleasantly plump was in.
Anyone remember Marilyn Monroe?
Apparently this world didn’t embrace eating disorders, because the food here is awesome, and it shows on the bellies of every American. Aside from those with inhuman metabolisms, humans on Fat World have embraced their girth as well as food preparation. Everywhere you go you’ll find a bevy a choice restaurants instead of fitness centers.
So what of heart disease, etc.? The lifespan of the average American on this world is around 60 for women, 57, for men. But so what? If you’re going to go out, do it with a cruller in hand and a smile on your face.
Travel Advisory
If you're skinny, stay away. Thin people face a greater level of persecution than even big people get on Earth Prime. Part Three of our Food Lover's Tour.
The Zimmerman Telegraph
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