Fog World

There's fog of a different kind on this world — evil, sulphuric fog that creeps through the mountains and causes hallucinations.

Parallel History

When the fog rolls in off the bay on this world, that’s a good thing. In fact, it’s the only thing keeping people from choking to death. Why? Apparently on this world there’s a volcano under the mountain range that belches out toxins that are only breathable by a tribe of natives called “Foggins.”

Now, you may be asking, “What the hell did you smoke before visiting this world?” Honestly, nothing. This world is wacky like you wouldn’t believe. All the information about Foggins and the fog itself comes from a ramshackle town full of hillbillies who didn’t take enough dips in the gene pool, so it’s all suspect. In fact, it’s mind-numbingly stupid.

Imagine the four people living in Appalachia with less than ten chromosomes breeding like crazy across the continent. That is the population of this California. How else do you explain people named ‘Bunt’ and ‘Billy T?’

Can you imagine if The Dukes of Hazard were ever created here?

That’s right.

It would destroy EVERYTHING.