Nude World
Dimensional Coordinates: 696.969.696.969
Divergence Date: Unknown.
A whole lot of naked people. Wanna go?
Parallel History
Remember Adam and Eve? The Original Sin? We’ve theorized that it never happened, at least not the way we knew it. Allow us to excerpt from this world’s Bible (NIV):
Then the eyes of both of them were opened, and they realized they were naked; so they sewed fig leaves together and made coverings for themselves. But they chaffed, so they took them off. [Genesis 3:7]
This world may be just as corrupt and sinful as our own, but it got there naked. Sounds pretty good, right? Wrong. You see, on this world, nudity is everywhere. For the love of God, Rosie O’Donnell does NOT need a television show if she can’t keep her clothes on.
Aside from that and the fact that it snows in the San Francisco of this world, Nude World is remarkably similar to Earth Prime.
Travel Advisory
Frostbite is not fun. Especially you-know-where.
The Zimmerman Telegraph
A drunken Ambassador Zimmerman uses it to wipe his bum after an all night game of baccarat in the Mexican embassy. Germany is highly embarrassed.