Dimensional Coordinates: 627.859.319.913
Divergence Date: 1940s
Feeling like going to a world where a bizarre mutant worm used to grant immortality with its excrement before being blown up by dynamite? Yeah, neither do we.
In the 1940s a uranium mine near the small coastal town of Paradise collapsed. The resulting radiation turned a worm into a huge mutant beast that ate people and secreted an immortality ooze.
Sound utterly absurd? We agree. The story was reported in the San Francisco Chronicle in 1997 but we didn’t even bother to send an investigative unit to follow-up. We were far more fascinated with the U.S.-Canada border conflicts.
Actually, we weren’t.
Go. You'll be bored out of your skulls.